I'm not sure if Ceilidh has a future as a comedian, but her infectious laughter after telling these jokes is irresistible. Here's a sampling of Ceilidh's best jokes:
Q: Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
A: Because it didn't have a chair.
Q: Why does a horse gallop?
A: Because it can't dance.
Q: Why does a rooster say "cock-a-doodle-doo"?
A: Because it can't speak English.
Q: Why does a cow drink milk?
A: Because it doesn't like juice.
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